Saturday, October 4, 2008

Voting Instructions

NEWS FLASH! Anyone voting for Obama/Biden must bring identification which clearly shows your bank, savings, and retirement account number, with p.i.n., and a "Quit Claim Deed". As you exit the polling place, you will be given a khaki uniform, certificate of completion for your lobotomy, and instructions on how to check "BLIND" on your 2009 1040EZ.

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