It has been discovered that Baracks boogers have been the the reason no one has found any evidence of Barack Obama's paperwork from any of his classes as the paperwork has been either stuck to other pages or folders, or it has been destroyed from jamming the copy machines and fax machines used to try to make or send copies.
His nose picking goes back to his childhood, where he was never told it was unacceptable, and unsanitary.
And, even today, Barack uses boogers as bookmarks. This is most likely the reason he hasn't provided any healthcare paperwork of his own.
It's not "Barack Hussein Obama, MMMMM, MMMMM, MMMMM", any more;
It's now "Barack Hussein Obama, boogety, boogety, boogety, boogety, shoo".